Friday, September 23, 2005

Yeah baby!
Eat me up-jokes below.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Mystery #1
If the European gigs with The Tears are cancelled as it says on Gaffa's website, then why doesn't it say anything on The Tears' own website, on Vega's site and, even more confuzzling, why can you still buy tickets?

Mystery #2
When you put your pillow in the washing machine, then why the hell does it come out smelling like the men's room? That is, slightly of piss and naphtalene? Not very nice, I can tell you!

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Very metal


This is what it's turning out like so far. Not too bad, but it'll look better when I get all the loose ends on the back sewn in. Not that it matters much because when I put it in the washing machine, you supposedly (and if it turns out right) won't be able to see the stitches.
Anyway, just thought it was nice. Sorry about the picture quality, it was taken with the rather scrummy camera on the mobile at my work.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

All I've ever done is tame

I've talked about it before - that maternal sense of the seemingly obvious that I just can't see myself possessing - ever. At New Year's, I could've used someone to tell me that I probably shouldn't have tried to pour liquid chocolate into my mouth while wearing the only white shirt that I actually owned and liked.
Right now, someone should've f***ing told me that I shouldn't try to untangle my knitting at 00.30 because odds are that I'll only make things worse. Which I did. And I hate picking up stitches. Hate. Hate it even more than I hate beards and girls who play handball. Which is a lot.
Anyway, I'm knitting this. Except I'm knitting it in red with a black skull. If it turns out nice, I'll post a picture.
Speaking of knitting, I'm slightly intimidated by the world of knitting blogs. I like knitting, but those people are scary. I sort of suspect that they are the same people who have pregnancy blogs with countdowns, stretchmark-counts and talk about how much they tore, even if knitting doesn't have quite the same need to know/nice to know-factor (and that factor should be taken into consideration by real life people, too, especially at family dinners. I don't care how long you were in labour. No, really).
The point is, I don't want to turn into one of those people. Please let me know. I don't want to turn up with this on my knitting needles.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Waking up and getting up

Nothing says "Goodmorning Wednesday!" quite like the twittering birds, a sunbeam coming through the blinds, the scent of freshly made coffee and the sound of your upstairs neighbour hurling out his hangover. Bless.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

You said it made you feel dirty

Have you noticed that En Midsommarnattsdröm by Håkan Hellström and Life on a Chain by Pete Yorn sound quite alike?