Sex is very boring - unless you're wearing a helmet

Dylan Moran was brilliant. Copenhagen by night is the best and prettiest place in the world. Sleep tight!

Why do we always come here, I guess we'll never know

This blog is absolutely excellent. If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. Really.

You say a lot of funny things, my little bunny

So, I'm back from outer space (or at least my bedroom) and did you all have nice Easter? I've been spending mine doing none of the things I needed to do and not a lot else. Saw Håkan Hellström at Vega last Tuesday, which was really good, if a bit on the short side. Although, usually, when a concert at Vega is said to start at 8, it starts no sooner than 8.45, so can I just say, Vega, that it's really bad form to start the show at 8.15? Also, your new ticket company wanks dead camels, so there. But Håkan was great.

Other than that, I haven't been very active, just hanging around, reading women's magazines, which never fail to surprise me with their stupidity. Amongst other things, there was a little article on "The Road to Happiness/Serenity/Inner Peace" or something similar, which included the advice that to get happier you should "listen to your favourite music". You're obviously not their target audience, when one of your favourite songs is The Fear. Just doesn't give you that warm, fuzzy feeeling inside, does it?

Speaking of depressing, the postman finally got around to get me the new kent-album, which is... well, okay, but not really brilliant. The cover art also has to be the ugliest I've seen for a long, long while.

I thought I had so much more to say, when I sat down to write, oh well... Gilmore Girls is on, so I'd better go. Back another day, sooner rather than later if Dylan Moran is really good or really crap tomorrow.

The Red Shoes

Sometimes you just have to quote Jens Unmack and say: "Kærlighed, kærlighed, kærlighed."!

Birds are something you shag

If you have looked at my 100, you'll know that ducks are one of my favourite animals - they walk funny and contrary to popular belief they actually don't say "quackquack" (or "raprap" if you're Danish), but "wankwankwank", which is just funny. Maybe they should've stuck with that. In this article /which is unfortunately in Danish) you can learn how a surplus of male ducks in Slagelse has lead to gang rapes of the poor girl ducks. And, apparently, the rapes only makes the problem worse, because when 5 boy ducks jump one girl duck at the same time, she can't stay afloat, drowns and thus makes the male duck surplus even bigger. It might sound cynical, but, Jesus, ducks are funny!

A lovely show for a God I don't believe in

I am the Queen of short posts these days, but happy Women's Day!

At least it's not the end of the world

You can listen to some of Brett & Bernard's new stuff here (just in case you didn't know). It's not really super-promising, but hey.
I'll get back to y'all another day, promise...