Sunday, September 18, 2005

Mystery #1
If the European gigs with The Tears are cancelled as it says on Gaffa's website, then why doesn't it say anything on The Tears' own website, on Vega's site and, even more confuzzling, why can you still buy tickets?

Mystery #2
When you put your pillow in the washing machine, then why the hell does it come out smelling like the men's room? That is, slightly of piss and naphtalene? Not very nice, I can tell you!