Man U, Man U, you're all really dreadful and your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated
So, Arsenal won the FA Cup over Manchester United and good for them (Arsenal, that is).
However, that Arsenal mascot? This one?
Gunnersaurus? They haven't thought about that name very long, have they? Or tried to say it out loud before they decided? Because, come on, Gunnersaurus, that's not a football mascot, that's an STD;
"I've been meaning to call you, because... err... I just thought you should know that... erm... I went to the doctor's and she said that... well... I have Gunnersaurus..."
Itches like crazy!