Birds are something you shag
If you have looked at my 100, you'll know that ducks are one of my favourite animals - they walk funny and contrary to popular belief they actually don't say "quackquack" (or "raprap" if you're Danish), but "wankwankwank", which is just funny. Maybe they should've stuck with that. In this article /which is unfortunately in Danish) you can learn how a surplus of male ducks in Slagelse has lead to gang rapes of the poor girl ducks. And, apparently, the rapes only makes the problem worse, because when 5 boy ducks jump one girl duck at the same time, she can't stay afloat, drowns and thus makes the male duck surplus even bigger. It might sound cynical, but, Jesus, ducks are funny!