Dostoyevsky's household tips
I'm getting a bit weary with the fact that all my friends have already moved on to Aarhus and Copenhagen, while I'm left alone in Shitsville. I know it's not for that much longer, but.... I feel like drinking heavily now. How else am I going to enjoy that my mother is out of town? And I'm not going to get drunk alone, it just ain't right.
So thank Cher for sock-knitting (I have no idea what it says on that site either, I can only knit in Danish), The West Wing and pistachios (I'm pretty sure they put heroin in those things, 'cause they're definitely addictive).
And did you know that artichokes make excellent TV dinners?